Haas

Haas aka HA²$ aka Haas Meister Yole, is regarded as the father of Rap/Hip-Hop and possibly the entire human race.

Career
One day Haas looked out over the vast plains of nothingness and said, "Alright dair guiey." Thus the universe was born.

Haas released only one album in his career, which is regarded as the first and finest example of the rap genre ever created. The 978 track album, "Nope." The album to date has the highest ratings of any album of any genre ever released despite no one having ever heard it due to the technology to play it not yet existing.

One critic said of the album, "There's no excuse for anyone not to have this album. Literally. I had a pre order for this album printed on the back of my birth certificate. I'm 49 years old and the album hadn't even been announced yet, but there it was."

Other reviews stated, "Haas crafts a masterful symphony of not only sound, but sight, tactile feelings, smells, and raw unfiltered emotion. I got all of this just from the album cover. I can only imagine what actually playing this album would be like, nor can I imagine the sheer dissapointment my life would be after listening to it."

Personal Life
In his personal life Haas likes to relax with such activities as having tea with Gackt, teaching College prep classes, throwing computers off of desks, and influencing the genetic evolution of all species within the universe.