Jahn

Jahn Poltergeist often shortened to Jahn, was a local idiot, and small time rap artist who finally got his act together after talking with Haas

Life
Jahn was in the same 9th grade class as the rest of the Crew and excelled at being an idiot and not having his act together. Frequently copying answers for his rhymes off of Kippa, "Yo Sullivan! Lemme get the FOOKIN answers!!" he was widely considered to be the stupidest person in the class.

This all changed when Haas sat him down for a talking to. Saying, "Jahn, what's going on? When are ya's gonna get ya's act together? Today? Tomorrow? Next week, next year? I don't know! Ya's not passing, Jahn"

This exchange prompted Jahn to change his life. Leaving the rap game, he would instead devote his life to the betterment of humanity and solving the problems ailing the world. Jahn went on the win such awards as the Nobel Peace Prize, and the Nigeria Prize for Science.